Funny Wedding Wishes | Wedding Wishes for Best Friend
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time
The groom always smiles proudly because he’s convinced he’s accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she’s been able to convince him of it.
A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring, or eating with chopsticks: It looks easy until you try it.
Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up.
You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.
If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.
“True love is the greatest thing, in the world, except for a nice MLT — mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.”
—The Princess Bride
The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn’t say.
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
Funny Wedding Wishes For Best Friend
We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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